If Cousin It had a baby.08:34:00
Im talking hair.
Not hair on my head mind you. Im referring to all my beautiful hair that grew all luscious and healthy during my pregnancy that is now falling out on the floor, as we speak, as in right now.
My hair is bloody every where it seems except on my head.
The three month curse post baby is in full swing and the locks are falling out.
My hair sticks to the wet tiles on the bathroom floor, the yuckiest of all. Its behind the toilet and behind the door. Eewww!
My fallen locks of hair that land on my skin make me think that creepy crawly bugs are crawling all over me.
Poor Oliver has hair stuck all over him.
The bath drain becomes semi- blocked for all the hair each time I have a shower.
Simply brushing and running my fingers through my hair causes copius clumps of hair to fall out.
I keep thinking of hair adverts, commercials and movie lines about hair…Advanced hair; Yeah Yeah, Decore'..da da, oh and let's not forget the movie Tangled…'That's a lot of hair'.
Which then got me thinking to Cousin It from the Adam's Family. Can you imagine if Cousin It had a baby?
Can you imagine that?
Well besides the fact that Cousin It is actually a male and physically its not possible for him to have a pregnancy, but f#@k it for the purposes of this post. Its all about the hair.
There would be hair bloody everywhere.
Do you think if all of 'Its' hair fell out It would look something like this underneath...
or more model-esque like this...
Ok, I think my husband thinks Im on drugs right now. Im actually laughing I think Im so funny. HA!!
Thankfully genetics has it that I have a lot of hair. Too much hair in fact and perhaps its just the pregnancies that just balance it all out.
Oh the joys of this parenting caper.
Have you just had a baby?
Did this happen to you when you had a baby?
Is your hair…everywhere?
Stay tuned for the 'fringe' post. Its a-comin'!
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